Miss Miller and The Chipettes perform the Ragtime Ruckus, a dance, in which Miss Miller is looking forward to doing again at her High School reunion later that night. After the girls catch their breaths, Miss Miller begins to tell them of how she learned to dance as she does from Morty, a man who loved to have fun. At the conclusion of her story, The Chipettes vow to make Miss Miller look like the most successful woman in the world to show up Greta, a snobby woman. Unfortunately she doesn't have a date so the girls try to convince one of The Chipmunks to dress up as one: Alvin already has a date, Simon is attending a lecture about mildew, and Theodore is watching a TV show for a new recipe. When their plans are awashed, they decide to help Miss Miller by pretending to be interested in her. After Greta discovers the truth and Morty reunites with Miss Miller, The Chipmunks fight over who will dance with Greta.
- "Be My Baby" originally performed by The Ronettes.
- The title is a spoof of the 1975 TV movie Queen of the Stardust Ballroom.
- Released on VHS in the U.K.