Simon has a crush on a girl named Jillian, but she doesn't seen to be interested in him. After Alvin gives him the book One Million and One Looks Women Love, they begin working to change his image in the attempt to impress her. With his new look and stride, Simon goes to see her at the library only to slip up his act. Not long after Simon's sporty look fails him, Alvin discovers Jillian's into motorcycle men. While Simon's learning to ride a dirt-bike, Alvin signs him up for a race in which Jillian is presenting the trophy. At the end of the race, Jillian informs Simon that she liked him the way he was and they go to a biking exhibit with her cousin.
- "Born To Be Wild" originally performed by Steppenwolf.