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Alvin and the Chipmunks - If A Monster Came In02:59

Alvin and the Chipmunks - If A Monster Came In

"If A Monster Came in" is an original song performed by The Chipmunks in the direct-to-video film Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.

Lyrics

Theodore:
But if a monster came in the room tonight
What would we do? What could we do?
If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
What would you do? If it was you?

Alvin:
I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep
Blast him into space on a rocket

I'd send him to his doom
If a monster came in my room

Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?
Y'all ready to rumble?
Bring it on, brother

Theodore:
But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed
What would you do? What could you do?

Alvin:
With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head

Simon:
If it were me? Well, let me see

I'd multiply pi times his height and his veight
To determine mathematically
The vay to alter his molecular state
And shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah

I'd fill him full of dread
If a monster sat on my bed

The Chipmunks:
Ain't no monster gonna put us down
Uh uh, no way
We'll chase his face right outta town
That's what we say
Ain't no monster gonna put us down
Uh huh, that's right
'Cause we're the meanest 'munks around
We're tight!

Dave:
Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!

Alvin:
Okay!
I am the Munkinator!

Simon:
If a monster came in and decided to stay

Theodore:
That wouldn't be very nice!
We could ask him politely to go away

Alvin:
Are we 'munks? Or are we mice?

I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword
Shoot silly string at his head

Simon:
I'll use my blanket like a matador

Theodore:
I'll just hide under my bed!

Alvin & Simon:
NO!

The Chipmunks:
We'll make this place his tomb
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up, KABOOM!

Dave:
I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!

The Chipmunks:
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up

Theodore:
KABOOM!

Alvin & Simon:
If a monster comes in our room

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