After Alvin has to go to basketball on one of their dates, Brittany watches Dreamlighting and dreams herself in the show. Brittany is an ex-model named Bratty Hayes, who is annoyed at having to work under David Alvinson, a slob who drinks root beer and obsesses over basketball. She thinks the only thing holding the detective business together is the nerdy secretary Ms. Dapest. By chance, Bratty meets a charming man named Simon le Simon, a perfume magnate. Simon's wealth and fashionable ways are the opposite of David Alvinson's, and she starts dating him.
Jealous, David Alvinson investigates Simon le Simon. He learns that Simon is an international smuggler who has used of his ex-girlfriends as pigeons, as evidence by the fact they are all now in jail for smuggling. David figures Bratty may be next on the list. He goes to see "The Nose," an expert perfumist who had once worked for Simon, but was fired after he had a falling out with his ex-employer. "The Nose" reveals that in concocting one their new perfume lines, he accidentally duplicated a secret military rocket fuel that is highly explosive if dropped on impact!
David Alvinson's hunch prove correct, but Bratty will not listen to him, having accepted Simon's offer of marriage. The wedding is to take place after the filming of a perfume commercial, after which Bratty and Simon will celebrate their honeymoon by hot air balloon. David figures that the balloon trip is a chance for Simon to flee the country. David interrupts the perfume commercial with models dressed in root beer bottle costumes, but Simon has already untied the balloon and has taken Bratty hostage.
After she wakes up, Alvin came saying that his basketball practice was lousy and he was about to watch a basketball game, when Brittany got mad and threw a pillow on him, so he changes his mind, saying he was kidding.
- Alvin Seville as David Alvinson
- Simon Seville as Simon le Simon
- Theodore Seville as The Nose
- Brittany Miller as Bratty Hayes
- Jeanette Miller as Ms. Dapest
- Eleanor Miller as Ms. Snoop
- "Alvinson's Root Beer Cooler"
- This is the first episode produced by Murakami-Wolf-Swenson.
- This is a spoof of the TV series Moonlighting.
- Dave does not appear in this episode.
- Alvin "breaks the fourth wall" in this episode.