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The Chipmunks-Cantina Band

The Chipmunks-Cantina Band

"Cantina Band" is an instrumental song originally performed in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that is covered by The Chipmunks, as background music during a dialogue sketch, in the album The A-Files: Alien Songs.

Lyrics

Theodore:
Oh my gosh! The Star Wars Cantina.
Eww, look at all of those yucky aliens.
Hey, there's Hans Solo!

Alvin:
Did I ever tell you guys that Hans Solo and I were practically brothers?

Simon & Theodore:
Repeatedly.

Simon:
Hey Alvin, why don't you introduce us to your brother?

Alvin:
Hey, Hans! How you doing?
Hahaha, Hans! It's me, Alvin.
Don't pretend you don't know me, you kidder.
Oh, I get it Mr. Bigshot, Mr. Top-Grossing Chap.
Too good for your old pals.

Simon:
Ah, Alvin. The gig is up.
Hans doesn't know you.

Alvin:
Simon! Who are you gonna to believe?
An intergalactic mercenary or your own lovable brother?

Simon:
Alvin, you don't want me to answer that.

Alvin:
Oh, fine!

Theodore:
Hey, there's a fight! Oh, Alvin!
Hans needs our help!

Alvin:
I wouldn't help him if he were the last guy on the planet.
Well Mr. Bigshot!
Guess who's up for playing the young Hans Solo in the Star Wars prequel.
That's right. The guy with the red cap and big yellow 'A'.
Me and George Lewis are practically brothers.
Oww! Hey, careful with that light-saber.

Simon:
C'mon Alvin, let's go.

Alvin:
Okay. Adios Hans and may the force bite you on your butt!
Hey, isn't that Luke Skywalker!

Simon:
Ah, don't tell us Alvin, you and he are practically brothers.

Alvin:
How'd ya know?
Hey, Luke! How ya doing?
Luke! It's me, Alvin!
Hans told me to look you up.

Simon:
Alvin, have you no shame?